unable to reach orgasm

overbiters:

tell the bartender to make that mothafucka stronger

overbiters:

tell the bartender to make that mothafucka stronger

humansofnewyork:

"It’s not as bad as people make it sound. Sure, you created a little monster that you have to take care of. But it’s a blast."

humansofnewyork:

"It’s not as bad as people make it sound. Sure, you created a little monster that you have to take care of. But it’s a blast."

el-hotel-bella-muerte:

OMFG GUYS I THINK I TRACKED DOWN GERARD’S TUMBLR HOLY SHIT!!

HE IS LITERALLY ONE OF US LOOK AT ALL THE STUFF HE POSTS YOU’D NEVER HAVE GUESS IT WAS HIM

WELL DONE GEE YOU FOOLED US ALL!!

geeknip:

literallyrad:

today there was a snowboard race at the resort i’m staying at and i’m a pretty decent snowboarder so i thought why not try right. so i wear all black just because it’s the only color i own and i ended up winning and when the announcer came over to me he said “dude! that was pretty awesome bro, what’s your name?” and i took my helmet off like in the movies and let my hair fall out and was like “caitlin” and everyone was liKE OOOOOOH

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the-prettyvisitor:

u can tell a lot about a person by which of alex’s haircuts they prefer